It's a book of photos from the Mars rover. Which sounds a bit like a command you might give to your dog if you wanted the hound to return with a bar of choclate delicately held between his teeth.
"Mars, Rover!"
I'd suggest you use a suitable breed for this task, such as a KC Spaniel or Lab. They have the gentle touch required (after some training with pepper filled eggshells) to ensure they don't puncture the wrapper and salivate all over your chocolate, caramel and nougat confection.
Under no circumstances trust this task to a toy poodle. They are little balls of hate and would think nothing of eating your chocolate, biting the soft parts of your face and defecating in the living room. During a party. Kill them. Kill them all.
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