Don't be ashamed. We've all felt that way. And now there's a way you can give your face a rest and see how you'll look in just three days without the use of Oil Of Ulay/Olay. Simply sand a small pine floor and forget to do up the zip on the dust collector bag.
Here's the lovely Jon and Rolf pre sanding.
That's right, Jon is the all round sportsman and one of the best looking balding men in Bristol. Which is quite a high bar, because there are a lot of bald men who 'are particular about their appearance', or to put it another way 'are copfirmed batchelors', who also affect the shaven head look in an effort to convince the young people that they are 10 years younger than they actually are.
Rolf, by day a mild mannered and humble minion of the government is, in her spare time, a power tool addict. It's a tragic and all too common story of a girl with a stressful job turning to the twin evils of Black and Decker in an effort to 'relax'. That's how it starts, but as this photo clearly illustrates, poor Rolf has moved on from 'soft' power tools like 'Wickes Power Scissors' and 'Red Devil Multi Tool', which are available in virtually every area of Britain, to the much harder, more addictive and potentially more lethal 'Bosch Workman Range'. We can only hope that poor Rolf gets the help she so desperatley needs. Help which, under the current government, is being dramtically cut back.... the used sanding discs outside the local school gates testify to that.Anyway, we set Rolf and Jon to work in an environment filled with the new aging agent....
And within a matter of hours, this was the horrifying result:
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