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10 July 2007
18 March 2007
Mazza's Xmas Present On Mother's Day
In addition to the one glove she knitted for Rolfy, Mazza also delivered a lovely pot full of things which have now grown at such an alarmig rate that the bulbs and things actually lifted the violas, which had been flowering prettily all winter, clean out of the pot.The crocuses are lovely as they open up and follow the sun throughout the day.
Since it's the only bit of garden that hasn't been under building rubbish for the last couple of months, and it's right outside the new 'french' doors, it brightens up our every day.
Talking of French doors, do you think they'll try and get off with our tounge and groove flooring? If they do and the union is fruitful, it would be useful as we need about 8 foot of 7" skirting board. Rolfy's been cleaning the floor with Meths and everybody knows that randy Johnny Frenchie can't keep his hands off a drunk, so I'm hopeful.
See the years pile on with Jon & Rolf's Age Dust!
Sometimes you just want to do away with your anti wrinkle, anti celulite, moisturising, rehydrating Gel with unique made-up-chemical-that-sounds-like-water-ides and added H2O Acr.Onym.File.O.Ates.
Don't be ashamed. We've all felt that way. And now there's a way you can give your face a rest and see how you'll look in just three days without the use of Oil Of Ulay/Olay. Simply sand a small pine floor and forget to do up the zip on the dust collector bag.
Here's the lovely Jon and Rolf pre sanding.
That's right, Jon is the all round sportsman and one of the best looking balding men in Bristol. Which is quite a high bar, because there are a lot of bald men who 'are particular about their appearance', or to put it another way 'are copfirmed batchelors', who also affect the shaven head look in an effort to convince the young people that they are 10 years younger than they actually are.
Rolf, by day a mild mannered and humble minion of the government is, in her spare time, a power tool addict. It's a tragic and all too common story of a girl with a stressful job turning to the twin evils of Black and Decker in an effort to 'relax'. That's how it starts, but as this photo clearly illustrates, poor Rolf has moved on from 'soft' power tools like 'Wickes Power Scissors' and 'Red Devil Multi Tool', which are available in virtually every area of Britain, to the much harder, more addictive and potentially more lethal 'Bosch Workman Range'. We can only hope that poor Rolf gets the help she so desperatley needs. Help which, under the current government, is being dramtically cut back.... the used sanding discs outside the local school gates testify to that.
Anyway, we set Rolf and Jon to work in an environment filled with the new aging agent....
And within a matter of hours, this was the horrifying result:
Don't be ashamed. We've all felt that way. And now there's a way you can give your face a rest and see how you'll look in just three days without the use of Oil Of Ulay/Olay. Simply sand a small pine floor and forget to do up the zip on the dust collector bag.
Here's the lovely Jon and Rolf pre sanding.
That's right, Jon is the all round sportsman and one of the best looking balding men in Bristol. Which is quite a high bar, because there are a lot of bald men who 'are particular about their appearance', or to put it another way 'are copfirmed batchelors', who also affect the shaven head look in an effort to convince the young people that they are 10 years younger than they actually are.
Rolf, by day a mild mannered and humble minion of the government is, in her spare time, a power tool addict. It's a tragic and all too common story of a girl with a stressful job turning to the twin evils of Black and Decker in an effort to 'relax'. That's how it starts, but as this photo clearly illustrates, poor Rolf has moved on from 'soft' power tools like 'Wickes Power Scissors' and 'Red Devil Multi Tool', which are available in virtually every area of Britain, to the much harder, more addictive and potentially more lethal 'Bosch Workman Range'. We can only hope that poor Rolf gets the help she so desperatley needs. Help which, under the current government, is being dramtically cut back.... the used sanding discs outside the local school gates testify to that.Anyway, we set Rolf and Jon to work in an environment filled with the new aging agent....
And within a matter of hours, this was the horrifying result:
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